I Would Dropkick A Child For Diet Coke T-Shirt
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Bold choice? Absolutely. The I Would Dropkick A Child For Diet Coke T-Shirt is peak chaotic Diet Coke energy in one tee. It’s obviously a joke — no kicking, just fizz. If you’re the person who orders a Diet Coke with literally everything, you’ll get it. Your friends will, too. Strangers might. And that’s half the fun.
Wear it to the grocery store, tailgates, theme parks, or the office (if your team has a good sense of humor). It’s that unapologetic, dramatic statement every Diet Coke loyalist secretly feels in their soul.
Why people love it:
– Total conversation starter — expect laughs, double takes, and “where’d you get that?”
– Clear, punchy graphic so the joke lands immediately
– Easy to style with jeans, leggings, or whatever you threw on five minutes ago
– A ridiculous, perfect gift for the Diet Coke-obsessed friend in your group
Heads up: it’s bold. If you’re not into attention, maybe don’t. If you are… this is your moment. Grab the I Would Dropkick A Child For Diet Coke T-Shirt and let your beverage loyalty speak for itself.
Product tag: funny shirt
Description
- Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
- Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
- Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
- Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.
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- Please keep in mind that your package's Estimated Arrival = Production time + Shipping time.
- Orders print and ship Monday–Saturday.
- Some items may ship separately.
When will I get my stuff?
Once you place your order, it will be processed as below: Production time: 3–5 business days. It might be increased to 6-7 business days or longer during special occasions (Christmas season, New Years, disasters, pandemics, etc.) Note: “Business days” are considered to be Monday through Friday, not including holidays or scheduled service interruptions. Please check with your local postal service for all other regional restrictions and observed holidays that may delay the receipt of your shipment. Follow after the production time, the shipping time which is:- United States:
- Standard: 6–10 business days.
- Expedited: 4–8 business days.
- Europe:
- Standard: 8–12 business days.
- Expedited: 6–10 business days.
- International:
- Standard: 14–28 business days
- Your order may arrive in multiple packages and shipments. Depending on the type, quantity, and weight of the item(s) in your order, we may pack and ship them in multiple packages. You will not be charged for multiple packages and shipments other than the amount that appears at checkout.
- We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
- All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
